Happy Holidays from Five Cool Things

Hometown Girl

Hometown Girl
A few, but not many seasons ago, I bought my wife an angel. She was in a little box in a fine little shop. The place was called Hometown Girl, and it was on a street in a quirky/funky/trashy/arty, now it’s hip, now it’s not, Baltimore neighborhood called Hampden. Hometown Girl was trés Baltimore. You could buy ornaments and cards and books and ice cream sundaes and you could imagine John Waters in there. The very soul of Baltimore lived in the floorboards. Like the town and like the shop, there’s more than a little joie de vivre in my Hometown Girl — with her silver wings and her hat and her pink dress and her blue striped stockings and that “One fine day, I shall fly in the Cirque du Soleil” expression. And those lips! She is unbounded Hampden joy. Pure Charm City magic, floating above the cacophony.

As you’d expect, Hometown Girl handled the big trip from Baltimore to Portland in style. I suppose she’s happier now, minus the crackheads and the stickup boys and the boarded up rowhouses – those hometown flats that said, “Dresden 1945.” These days, she floats above it all; hanging from a lamp above a dining room table bought in an antique shop. In Baltimore.

Some days ago, we took Hometown Girl out into the Portland winter. We lay her down in some evergreen boughs, we parked her upside down in the crook of a tree. We hung her from a branch alongside a friendly walking path and waited for the dogs to pass by. But it wasn’t until we arranged her, just so, in this redberry bush, among these winter berries that Hometown Girl came alive and flew. For a couple of moments, she was aloft and this poem materialized.

Same Old Me
So, for all the places we all have been,
For all the things this same old me
shoulda/coulda/woulda been—
for all the lives you’ve lived till now,
for all the ways we live, but still don’t know how,
take flight, same old me,
take flight.

And in this gastronomic season,
Use only the Barrique Chardonnay smoked finishing salt,
(It’s only $7.75 for 1.2 oz!)
And ditch the boring taste of reason —
Pour the heavy, tasty cream,
Or at least consider the half and half,
And that old life in Baltimore, Hometown Girl?
That was just,
One long soft shell Chesapeake Bay lip smacking, mallet swing sweet crab
tasting dream.

Happy Holidays!

1. A New Way to Listen to Music | Spotify

 

It works on a Mac, a PC, a mobile phone or a home audio system. It runs on a peer-to-peer network. It’s integrated with Facebook, which means it’s highly social and you can share what you’re listening to. (As I write this, I’m listening to Coyote by Joni Mitchell.) It holds millions and millions of songs. And it’s free. Merry Christmas! Check out spotify here>>

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The very cool Spotify


2. Calling Ray Parise | Twine + You = Smart House

Another success story from Kickstarter. From the Twine Kickstarter website: “In the future, your house will send you a text message to warn you that your basement is flooding.”

A durable 2.5″ square provides WiFi connectivity, internal and external sensors, and two AAA batteries that keep it running for months. A simple web app allows to you quickly set up your Twine with human-friendly rules — no programming needed. And if you’re more adventurous, you can connect your own sensors and use HTTP to have Twine send data to your own app.

Twine lets you create Internet-connected systems and objects anywhere you have WiFi. Compact, low-power hardware and real-time web software work together to make networked physical computing simple and versatile. Available right now.

Twine

This is Twine. Available Now.


3. Ken Russell | The Last of the Teddy Girls 

When the director Ken Russell was a young lad of 23, well before he made films, he made what he called, “still films.” These were street photographs in and around London’s East End. For 50 years the photographs were hidden away in a vault, only to be found in 2005. The images, 30 in all, were exhibited in London earlier this year. His camera? A Rolleicord. After the pics, a fascinating bit about Teddy Girls.

photo by ken russell

photo by ken russell

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Ken Russell Duel

photo by Ken Russell

Ken Russell

photo by Ken Russell

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Ken Russell Two Women

photo by Ken Russell

Wikipedia on Teddy Girls: Their choice of clothes wasn’t only for aesthetic effect: these girls were collectively rejecting post-war austerity. They were young working-class women, often from Irish immigrant families who had settled in the poorer districts of London — Walthamstow, Poplar and North Kensington. They would typically leave school at the age of 14 or 15, and work in factories or offices. Teddy Girls spent much of their free time buying or making their trademark clothes. It was a head-turning, fastidious style from the fashion houses, which had launched haute-couture clothing lines recalling the Edwardian era. Read the full Ken Russell story>>
 

4. Charles Dickens | A Christmas Carol Excerpt

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First Edition
A Christmas Carol
Charles Dickens

 

     The apparition walked backward from him; and at every step it took, the window raised itself a little, so that when the spectre reached it, it was wide open. It beckoned Scrooge to approach, which he did. When they were within two paces of each other, Marley’s Ghost held up its hand, warning him to come no nearer. Scrooge stopped.

Not so much in obedience, as in surprise and fear: for on the raising of the hand, he became sensible of confused noises in the air; incoherent sounds of lamentation and regret; wailings inexpressibly sorrowful and self-accusatory. The spectre, after listening for a moment, joined in the mournful dirge; and floated out upon the bleak, dark night.

Scrooge followed to the window; desperate his curiosity. He looked out.

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Christmas Carol Cool Bits: Written in six weeks in 1843; Chapman and Hall publishers.
First run released on December 17 — 6,000 copies. Sold out.
Purchase price: Five shillings.
Twenty-four editions in the original form were published.

5. Jazz Pictures | Magnum 

How I love this photograph.

NEW YORK CITY—Louis Armstrong at his home in Corona, Queens, working on the second volume of his autobiography, 1958. More great jazz pictures, here>>

 

Five Cool Things for 11.13.11

Coffee is for Dark Angels

From the sodden bogs of the great northwest in the near middle of November, I send you my greetings. Exfm is a new way to find, collect and share music on the web. Little tricky to grasp, but worth checking out. Nina Simone — wow, please take a listen to that big sound and those beautiful lyrics. Simon Armitage doesn’t seem to have very fond feelings for poet Ted Hughes so he pulls out his bag of metaphors and shoots Ted down. Onetime abstract painter, sometime cartoonist Philip Guston did have Richard Nixon to kick around and had a hell of a good time doing it. Spike Lee tweets — and FCT does not flinch. Always remember what Radio Raheem says, “TWO SLICES!”

a new way to find, share and listen to music

1. Turn on the Web | EX FM

From the not terribly clear exfm website: Exfm is a social music discovery platform —what the heck is a social music discovery platform?  By the way, dear exfm: contact me if you want some help with the language. Continued: “exfm turns the entire web into your personal music library. As you browse the web, exfm gathers every MP3 file you come across, building a music library for you. Exfm makes it incredibly simple to share your favorite music with all your friends.”

Much better description at TechCrunch: That’s why the geeky team at exfm (formerly Extension Entertainment) built a browser extension for Chrome that turns the Web into your music library by running silently in the background and indexing every MP3 file you stumble across. Exfm continues to check the sites you’ve visited, automatically building a library for you of songs you can throw away or turn into playlists. Full article here>>

Check out Charles Mingus doing Mood Indigo on exfm>>

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2. Whoa | Feeling Good, Nina Simone


Lyrics to Feeling Good ~ Written by Anthony Newley and Leslie Bricusse

You Know How I Feel
Birds flying high you know how I feel
Sun in the sky you know how I feel
Breeze driftin’ on by you know how I feel

It’s a new dawn
It’s a new day
It’s a new life
For me
And I’m feeling good

Fish in the sea you know how I feel
River running free you know how I feel
Blossom on the tree you know how I feel

Dragonfly out in the sun you know what I mean, don’t you know
Butterflies all havin’ fun you know what I mean
Sleep in peace when day is done
That’s what I mean

And this old world is a new world
And a bold world
For me

Stars when you shine you know how I feel
Scent of the pine you know how I feel
Oh freedom is mine
And I know how I feel

More on Nina Simone here>>

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3. It’s About Ted | Simon Armitage

Not The Furniture Game

His hair was a crow fished out of a blocked chimney
and his eyes were boiled eggs with the tops hammered in
and his blink was a cat flap
and his teeth were bluestones or the Easter Island statues
and his bite was a perfect horseshoe.
His nostrils were both barrels of a shotgun, loaded.
And his mouth was an oil exploration project gone bankrupt
and his smile was a caesarean section
and his tongue was an iguanodon
and his whistle was a laser beam
and his laugh was a bad case of kennel cough.
He coughed, and it was malt whisky.
And his headaches were Arson in Her Majesty’s Dockyards
and his arguments were outboard motors strangled with fishing line
and his neck was a bandstand
and his Adam’s apple was a ball cock
and his arms were milk running off from a broken bottle.
His elbows were boomerangs or pinking shears.
And his wrists were ankles
and his handshakes were puff adders in the bran tub
and his fingers were astronauts found dead in their spacesuits
and the palms of his hands were action paintings
and both thumbs were blue touchpaper.
And his shadow was an opencast mine.
And his dog was a sentry box with no-one in it
and his heart was a first world war grenade discovered by children
and his nipples were timers for incendary devices
and his shoulder blades were two butchers at the meat cleaving competition
and his belly button was the Falkland Islands
and his private parts were the Bermuda triangle
and his backside was a priest hole
and his stretchmarks were the tide going out.
The whole system of his blood was Dutch elm disease.
And his legs were depth charges
and his knees were fossils waiting to be tapped open
and his ligaments were rifles wrapped in oilcloth under the floorboards
and his calves were the undercarriages of Shackletons.
The balls of his feet were where meteorites had landed
and his toes were a nest of mice under the lawn mower.
And his footprints were Vietnam
and his promises were hot air balloons floating off over the trees
and his one-liners were footballs through other peoples’ windows
and his grin was the Great Wall of China as seen from the moon
and the last time they talked, it was apartheid.

She was a chair, tipped over backwards
with his donkey jacket on her shoulders.

They told him,
and his face was a hole
where the ice had not been thick enough to hold her.

 

Ted Hughes

Sylvia Plath

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4. I am Not a Book | Philip Guston’s Poor Richard 

Intro to Philip Guston’s Poor Richard by Debra Bricker Balken

Mutt and Jeff and the Tartuffisms of a Presiding President

From Poor Richard

Poor Richard by Philip Guston

From Poor Richard

Sometime during the summer of 1971, Philip Guston (1913-1980) began a visual narrative of Richard Nixon’s life, a series of almost eighty drawings that caught one of America’s most maligned politicians in a depraved, monstrous state. Titled Poor Richard, these caricatures play on the brooding self-pitying character that Nixon exuded throughout his life. While much has been made in the ongoing interpretations of the radical content of Guston’s late work — of his brash betrayal of abstract painting and the New York School and his introduction of quirky, incongruous, cartoon – type figures and shapes around 1968  — nothing quite approximates the mocking and satiric nature of these renderings of an American President.

5. Spike! | Tweet of the Week

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